Top reasons to be glad you aren't a chicken

So, I am making my evening swing through Yahoo!Answers, and I found this very important question: Jo (the hamster who submitted this question) has already given her opinion on the subject. Her being a hamster and all, we are not surprised by her response, since a chicken egg is almost half of her size. A hamster trying to lay an egg is nothing we would care to see, or even think about!

However, in the spirit of such a great question, I thought we here at the Wannabe Guru, should share with you a few of our reasons why we are glad we aren't chickens!

• We are glad we aren't constantly being asked which came first, us or the egg.
• We are glad we aren't constantly being asked why we crossed the road.
• We are happy to be able to eat a more varied diet than chicken feed. (Mmmm Ice Cream)
• We get to sleep in, in the morning, instead of being forced to lay eggs at 5 am.
• We are not afraid (chicken) to attempt things that we think can't be done!
• We can type with all of our fingers, and not just peck out the keys on the keyboard.
• Chicken noodle soup and Chicken fried rice
  
• When we eat Just Born Peeps, we aren't considered cannibals.
  
• We won't be blamed for the bird flu!
• We are glad to not be constantly thrown under the bus by dairy cows in Chick-fil-A ads begging you to eat more chicken.

Thanks Jo, for such a thought provoking question! I wonder if our readers can think of any others.

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