Important French Fry Questions answered!

Below are a series of very important questions about the great All-American food the French (Freedom) Fry.



If you love french fries and vodka, is it wrong to worship a giant Mr. Potato Head?
According to the 10 Commandments: "You shall not make for yourself an idol" So, I wouldn't, but if you want to worship a plastic spud with interchangeable body parts, then more power to you, dude. I guess your name (diablo) says it all.



How do I make a soda can or french fry costume? When I first saw this, I was wondering why you were putting your fries in a costume, but reading on, you want to know how to make a costume made of french fries! Get a cheap yellow sweat suit, a glue gun, and about 16 lbs of french fries (what the average American consumes in a year in fries) and start gluing them on the suit. It could take a while, but I would work quickly before the costume spoils.



Would you still buy french fries if they started calling them fat fries? Yes as long as I can get my supersized-double-extra-large Diet Coke ready to wash 'em down!



Can my pregnant dog eat french fries? What a bitch of a question. Hmmmm. Let me think. (I hate answering a question with a question) Can your pregnant dog chew and swallow? If the answer is yes, then your dog, technically can eat french fries! What a relief that we got that one answered. Oh, wait you asked if it is ok for a pregnant dog to eat french fries. Probably, but I wouldn't advise making it a habit. They say that pregnant dogs may like pickles and ice cream though. What ever you do, please keep your dog away from the girl above's french fry costume.